Bikram's sad jokes

Was in Bombay for an interview and met a friend post it. Being afternoon, the sun was burning down and she wanted to shield herself from a potential tan. I offered my folder containing my marksheets and degrees which she grabbed in all eagerness. No sooner had she done that, she commented 'Dude, what have you got in that? It's heavy!'
I couldn't resist retorting with 'Of course it's heavy...it carries the weight of my education!'
She handed it back saying, 'Then it's useless...you can have it back!'