Wednesday, April 02, 2008

It isn't a Dogs Life!

Have you ever spent your time loitering around the streets in the wee hours of night/morning? It's really nice to be able to do that, especially in Bombay. I believe Bombay is one of the most beautiful cities in the world at night time especially because of the sense of security it seems to exuberate at any hour of the day. I mean, you might get mugged or more likely be run over by a speeding SUV with a drunk, imbalanced bollywood star at the wheel, yet the city will not leave you feeling vulnerable at whichever hour of the day you might wish to loiter around. The streets of Bandra, Vile Parle and Colaba are some of the best places to loiter around late at night when you have had one coffee too many and cannot get some shut-eye. Catch a few friends and drag them along on an expedition through the streets of Bombay! Not-so-surprisingly enough, the streets aren't devoid of human life but the very fact that there are so few people on the streets makes you feel like you are in a beautiful small town somewhere that is not Bombay. (Unless you are around Colaba when the Porsche that just whooshed by in the blink of an eye reminds you that you unmistakably are in Bombay but the sight of the Porsche more than makes up for the misery of realising which city you are in!)
Nonetheless, I haven't written this for some more Bombay bashing or sharing useful tips on night excursions around the streets of Bombay. I have written this to propose a theory on dogs. Have you noticed how most dogs are timid and scared during the day time and will almost always walk away from you with their tails between their legs if you walk past them in broad daylight? Yet, if you were to encounter these creatures in the night-time, they seem to be completely transformed into bold and ferocious beasts who would bark at you, chase the odd car on the road and definitely bite any poor chap on a cycle! I was wondering what was it that brought about such a stark transformation in these chaps and then the solution hit me when I thought about this behaviour in the context of the way most humans would behave. Most subordinates would almost inevitably behave meek and timid when their bosses are around but as soon as they are left alone, they suddenly seem to find their teeth! Dogs are pretty much the same. They think that humans are scared of the dark and hence prefer hiding away in their holes rather than face up to the "masters of the nights" (the dogs) and challenge their supremacy at night-time. I reckon they also think that maybe someday the sun won't come up and then that day, dogs would reign supreme and finally lay claim to their subjugated kingdom.
Yet, somehow if dogs are thinking along these lines, they couldn't be too far from the truth could they? All human are scared of the dark and more so because they cannot face things they cannot see. Any adversity that is unforseen or unfathomed seems to be more than we can handle and most give up even before trying. I am sure the dogs are waiting for this eventuality to become reality and maybe then, they truly might rule the world! As an analogy, I suppose that even in our lives, there are dogs who are waiting for it to get dark in our lives and that would be when they would pounce and lay claim upon what is now ours. Guard yourself not against these dogs but against yourself because no matter how dark the night, daybreak is inevitable...the world will be yours again! It isn't a dog's life after all!

8 comments:

Fangs said...

Dogs rock!

Even the night barkers!

You remember the SONOVABITCH comment when we were on the bike?!?

That was hilarious!!

aah... good times...

Mulling Over My Thoughts said...

ah... ofcourse you love dogs you bitch!
and yeah i do remember that time! and do you remember the fabulous bike we were on? a 20 year old luna! imagine the consequences if one the dogs had taken offense to your statements!
hehehe...

Fangs said...

hahaha!!!

where is the luna btw?

can you imagine now how incongruous we must've looked on her?

60 Kgs of bike ridden by 45 Kg of you with 85 kilos of me riding pillion!!!

Mulling Over My Thoughts said...

yeah! the poor girl...took a lotta abuse i must say.
she has now been scrapped i have heard. i wish i had some say in the matter!

Fangs said...

what1?!?!?!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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saurabhj said...

Hmm ...

Interesting observations on dogs there ...
I have no words - literally. :)

And I think thats the reason no one comments ... They have no words left :)

This could be a good thing - or a bad one - depending on the way you look at it.
If you want more comments, make your posts slightly more controversial or end on a note that could carry on a conversation.

Just my few cents here ...

Mulling Over My Thoughts said...

an open ended post you mean?
hmmmm...doubt i could leave an idea hanging by the thread. although i might give it a shot one of these days. it might prove difficult but i shall try...
and yes, long long time since you left a comment here, where have you been? missed you man!
you were the only one that was regular, reading and commenting... dang!!! losing readership am i? :P