In the library today, I happened to chance,
Upon innumerable instances of mushy romance!
I swear there are only two reasons that in our library guys enter,
It’s either for a woman or completely useless and idle banter!
There might well be a million books on myriad topics on the racks,
But the racks guys seem to check are on completely different tracks!
I thought libraries were where geeks always dwelled,
And read fat books as in hushed tones their ideas swelled!
But not at NM that doesn’t happen,
Library is where your social skills sharpen!
Silly little giggles and love are always in the air,
Stepping in to study, well that was an impossible dare!