Friday, January 23, 2009

The Unemployment List!

So now that NMIMS seems to hold no hopes in terms of job prospects, here are the things on my unemployment list:

1. Figure on the NPA list of State Bank of India.
2. Become a ROCKSTAR.
3. Go around the country in $8.
4. Write more of my morose poems.
5. Write a book.
6. Write testimonials for everyone on my orkut friend list.
7. Try-out the 'house-husband' matrimonial I'd written for myself just in case of such a situation.
8. Womanise...(ummm...ok, we can strike this one off...i doubt i'd get anywhere with women with my unemployed arse...and my bike...and...ummm, i think that's enough...i dont wanna shatter the little self respect i have left for myself!)
9. Spend hours sleeping on the beach.
10. Oh...and maybe enter politics!

:P

So there you go, the ten things to-do on my unemployment list!

7 comments:

Subodh said...

Biks

1. can be done
2. you're already one
3. wear a $8 suit and walk around an India Map
4. you're already doing that
5. Do that
6. Do that too
7. Ha ha ha
8. talk to psy (she's got a diff opinion)
9. I second third and fourth that
10. big ha ha ha

Mulling Over My Thoughts said...

hehe...
1. will be done on convocation day
2. i cant play any musical instrument, i cant sing for nuts...it's a longshot...
3. $8 suit? i may be on the verge of going broke but i'm not a cheapskate!
4. hehe...hmmmm...add to it, a dozen a day maybe?
5. hmmm...WIP...been 3 years now...
6. hmmm...too much to fake there...
7. :P
8. ...
9. :)
10. That one was the only one I was dead serious about man!

cute n confused said...

ok. i'm adding u as a frnd on orkut now!
:D

Sneha said...

sahi hai.;)

Mulling Over My Thoughts said...

@lehar:> hehehe...

@sneha:> long time! aur kya sahi hai? berozgari???
:P

Bluebutterfly said...

Lol...
the last one I am not sure about...
four five and nine are more your thing, I guess.
eight well, just be sure to update us on the new adventures

Mulling Over My Thoughts said...

hehe...
well lemme put it this way, i'm more likely to accomplish number 10 than i am to number 8!