So now that NMIMS seems to hold no hopes in terms of job prospects, here are the things on my unemployment list:
1. Figure on the NPA list of State Bank of India.
2. Become a ROCKSTAR.
3. Go around the country in $8.
4. Write more of my morose poems.
5. Write a book.
6. Write testimonials for everyone on my orkut friend list.
7. Try-out the 'house-husband' matrimonial I'd written for myself just in case of such a situation.
8. Womanise...(ummm...ok, we can strike this one off...i doubt i'd get anywhere with women with my unemployed arse...and my bike...and...ummm, i think that's enough...i dont wanna shatter the little self respect i have left for myself!)
9. Spend hours sleeping on the beach.
10. Oh...and maybe enter politics!
:P
So there you go, the ten things to-do on my unemployment list!
7 comments:
Biks
1. can be done
2. you're already one
3. wear a $8 suit and walk around an India Map
4. you're already doing that
5. Do that
6. Do that too
7. Ha ha ha
8. talk to psy (she's got a diff opinion)
9. I second third and fourth that
10. big ha ha ha
hehe...
1. will be done on convocation day
2. i cant play any musical instrument, i cant sing for nuts...it's a longshot...
3. $8 suit? i may be on the verge of going broke but i'm not a cheapskate!
4. hehe...hmmmm...add to it, a dozen a day maybe?
5. hmmm...WIP...been 3 years now...
6. hmmm...too much to fake there...
7. :P
8. ...
9. :)
10. That one was the only one I was dead serious about man!
ok. i'm adding u as a frnd on orkut now!
:D
sahi hai.;)
@lehar:> hehehe...
@sneha:> long time! aur kya sahi hai? berozgari???
:P
Lol...
the last one I am not sure about...
four five and nine are more your thing, I guess.
eight well, just be sure to update us on the new adventures
hehe...
well lemme put it this way, i'm more likely to accomplish number 10 than i am to number 8!
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