Depression and a Matrimonial!

I am at the depths of depression today. (Be forewarned…this one is another one of the cribbing and melodramatic posts that I put up occasionally!) Was listening to Bryan Adams (as usual…btw, if you are a Bryan Adams fan and if you haven’t heard his new album “11” I recommend you do so soon. It is disappointing the first time you hear it because there is nothing extra-ordinary in the album. It’s the same old tunes, sung in the same old Bryan Adams manner that we all are accustomed to and well, it is nothing different from any of his other albums. But the tunes were never his forte really were they? It’s that voice and more importantly the lyrics. Honestly, the first time around, it is rather pale but trust me, by the 11th time, you will be hooked and I’ll be damned if you aren’t crooning the songs along with him! It is like “IV” and just grows on you!)
Right, getting back to the depths of depression (see, I told you the album was great! I was out of the depths of depression just thinking about it there!) As I was saying, I was listening to Bryan’s album and one particular song that really is deep. The first line starts with “How come the best ones-are always taken?” and it hit me. The “BEST” ones are always taken! 23 years and I have never been taken! NEVER!!! Damn… so now I am certain of where I stand! And it took me so long to realize that the BEST ones are the ones that are taken! There go any last remaining hopes that I might have had of finding someone! I guess my only hope now is a matrimonial website… anybody know some good matrimonial sites?
Btw, I thought of a great matrimonial for myself! Goes something like this
“Bikram Snehi, Age 23, Height 5’11”, MBA,
Open-minded, willing to sacrifice career to be a house-husband to a
Career oriented wife, willing to adopt, open to extra-marital affairs,
No demands from prospective bride, no dowry shall be paid though!
Interested parties may contact by mail on bikramsnehi@gmail.com ”