Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Bad Liars

Some people are terrible liars. They really cant come up with convincing lies, not even to save their skins. I don’t understand why is it so difficult for them to come with great lies. Its so simple to spin a believable tale. You just have to make sure you have your bases covered that’s all. Well anyways, these are the top qualities on display in terrible liars…

They will always come up with a single ridiculous character in their tales. (Joey in F.R.I.E.N.D.S. keeps coming up with the raccoon but that is an extremity.) Our specimens will almost always talk about this friend you never seem to be able to meet.
Their tales are long and spindly. Absolutely far-fetched and stupendously unbelievable. They will always claim to have been in some extra-ordinary sequence of events that even you and me wouldn’t believe could have happened.
Some morons will tell different versions of the same lie to different people and even if they have spun a believable lie, it is totally shattered because the audience that has heard two different versions are bench-mates…
Some would be so dazed, they are like rabbits in a headlight. They are frozen solid and have absolutely no clue of what to say and begin stammering.
Then there are those who refuse to lie no matter what the situation. They will fall in trouble themselves and ensure you are snared too. Idiots I tell you.

Well so there you have it. My summary of the leading qualities in bad liars. If you are aware of people with such qualities (or worse still find these traits exist in you) I recommend a good book on lying (like ‘LIES FOR DUMMIES’ or something) or better still come to me for advice!!!

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